how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
Oh fuck you.
Smart people jokes be like
burn the witch!
Damn I miss blowing glass…
I’ve always wanted to try it.
I wanted to get into this so badly, but after my first day my arms had swollen up and turned such a bright shade of red just from being around the heat that I gave up (which I sort of regret.) Maybe another day!
petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying
"Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing."
"My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?"
"No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years."
"Damnit. God damnit. Fuck."
remember when people thought phones were going to do this and instead now they’re getting bigger and bigger cuz we want to watch movies and shit on them
Soon people are gonna go “wait I can’t hold my phone with one hand anymore”
And phones will start shrinking again
I was inspired to make this post because one of my followers tagged me in her creepy doll make up post.
These are super cool make-overs and the people behind them are magical.